So, we arrived in Japan earlier this afternoon after an excessively long (and fairly uneventful) plane ride. The only really funny moment was when they went around with the drink carts, and when the woman asked me what I wanted, the Japanese guy at the other end of the aisle roared out “BEER!” Hm, must’ve had a rough time in the States. That’s okay Drunken Japanese Man (having passed out after 4 cups of beer and 3 small bottles of wine), you’ll be back in the land of the Rising Sun soon.
Speaking of getting there, this was probably the smoothest airport exchange I’ve ever had. Besides the completely out-of-the-way stop in Atlanta (cuz it was Delta), our flight was about an hour and a half shorter than expected; there were no delays; and for the first time in 3 flights for me, no lost luggage!
From there we had to navigate the train system and take a light rail from Narita airport to Tokyo, a bullet train from Tokyo to Osaka, and then two separate subway lines in Osaka before we realized that we had absolutely no idea how to find our first night’s hostel after getting out at the right exit. With my horrible Japanese and a good mix of hand gestures and written notes, I was able to ask for directions and we were on our way. Talone is utterly passed out now (How much does this kid sleep? God damn…), so here’s a few first-glance observations at this country that so many people seem to want to visit:
The trains are perfect. There are no delays and no exceptions. Some of the stations are as packed as Penn Station in NYC, but everyone just seems to move through it so naturally that everything goes off without a hitch. Also, I got stared at. A lot. Talone was fine, since he’s Asian, though not Japanese. I am a white guy in a place where there aren’t quite so many of us, and while I’m just fine with that, people do give me weird looks on the trains (and sometimes take pictures!). Well, except for one guy who sat next to me, but he was mostly just playing pokemon (the original one) on his phone the whole time.
Right, cell phones. I feel weird even calling them “cell phones,” since that would put them in the same category as what we have, oh, everywhere else in the word. These things are insane. Think the new blackberry crossed with the new iPhone on a shot of pure cocaine in the same package as any standard size American flip-phone. My rental keitai has a fucking barcode scanner! What would I even need that for? Text messages aren’t really used here, since everyone’s phone just goes online and has its own email address. Also, I find it disturbing that my rental keitai has a nicer camera built-in than my family’s first digital camera.
That’s all I’ve got for you now folks, take care and rock on!